Hail Satan!

"Batman the Horse" (batmanthehorse) 08/17/2016 at 12:27 • Filed to: Satan, Hail Satan

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There are are some sinister cars in this world. Cars that the dark lord he-self might drive. Here’s a few I think are top contenders.

First up, the black Volga.

Legend has it the Devil would kidnap children with this car and then shitty things would happen.

Of course, THE king of Luciferian whips, in my opinion, is the murdered Buick Riviera:

Look at this thing. Just look at this evil beast.

Finally, the Mercedes 770K because it probably is the actual car preferred by Hell:

Sorry this one is probably a bit on the nose.

Here’s some music to listen to while you consider your favorite murder vehicle:

X37.9XXS > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 12:31

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Damn close with the Benz, but the Packard wins by.(REDACTED)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 12:31

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For Sweden > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 12:33

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First up, the black Volga.

That’s a free admission into the Gulag.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 12:35

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Historically I think America has the market cornered on “sinister” cars.

LongbowMkII > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 12:35

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A pearlescent white S-class, most recent model year.

There’s no way that Satan doesn’t come as a pastor of a Megachurch preaching the prosperity gospel.

BringBackTheCommodore > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 12:38

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Here ya go:

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 12:39

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fintail > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 12:55

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I like the censored 770K. Uncle Joe’s faux Packard should be on the list, too:

Maybe his real Packard as well:

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 12:59

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You’re all forgetting the obvious:

Batman the Horse > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/17/2016 at 13:26

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OH SHIIIII! How could I?!

adamftw > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 13:27

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That Riviera isn’t even murdered out.

I think the ‘65 is the most sinister looking stock

Sweet Trav > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 13:28

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Nah,

Something like this:

What’s the old saying? “The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he doesn’t exist.” Try and tell me you’d believe Satan would drive a car like this. You’d get in and BAM! Eternal damnation.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 13:29

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:P I just realized the rear end on that thing could be a foot shorter.

Invinciblejets > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 13:32

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Ooooooo scarrryyyy

Batman the Horse > adamftw 08/17/2016 at 13:45

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I think I had another picture in there that was then swapped it and didn’t re-edit sorry this is very inside baseball.

adamftw > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 13:51

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Nah man, all good. I love this post. That GAZ is badass.

Ed, for the old good times > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 13:54

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If you lived in Argentina during the military rule this was the black car to fear about.

Jonee > Batman the Horse 08/17/2016 at 14:38

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I think he’d also enjoy the 1961 Plymouth Fury.